VULTURE GF: 47 DAYS, ALL MY HOT POCKETS. THAT'S A FEDERAL CRIME!

My roommate's girlfriend has been 'visiting' for 47 days now. At what point do I start charging rent? She's eaten all my Hot Pockets. ALL OF THEM. That's a federal crime.

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UPDATE

anonymous • 3/7/2026

Comments (3)

this happened to me last week except worse

anonymous • 219d ago

my therapist is going to hear about this

anonymous • 219d ago

I'm on your side. War is the only answer.

anonymous • 218d ago