BRENDA Strikes Again! Your Mailbox Is Out Of Compliance With HER Eyes.

Seriously, I cannot even right now. I just got another notice from code enforcement because my mailbox post is "out of compliance" with some obscure height regulation. MY MAILBOX. Are you KIDDING me? And I know, I KNOW it's Brenda. Who else would it be? She's literally got nothing else to do but patrol the street from her window, armed with a tape measure and a phone to 311. Like, get a hobby, Brenda. Go volunteer or something. Seriously. Remember when Mark on Sycamore got a citation because his kids' chalk drawings on the sidewalk were "defacing public property"? CHALK. DRAWINGS. He had to power wash his driveway and sidewalk before the end of the day or face a fine. The kids were heartbroken. And then she complained about his lawn being too long, like, a week later. It was 3.5 inches, not 4. It's insane. And then there was the whole saga with Sarah's 'Little Free Library' that she built for the neighborhood kids. Brenda reported it for being an "unpermitted structure" and a "potential safety hazard." It was a tiny wooden box on a pole! That thing was so cute. Sarah just gave up and took it down eventually. Who does that? What kind of person spends their time ruining things for everyone else? It's just constant. Little petty stuff that doesn't hurt anyone, but she has to make it an issue. And it's always her. Everyone knows. We all have a Brenda story now. My blood pressure just skyrockets every time I see a white envelope from the city. Honestly, if you live near the Grandview Heights area, you probably already know exactly who I'm talking about.