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NEIGHBOR WAR: MOWER VS. HOOVER. Escalation to OBLIVION. WHO BLINKS?

NEIGHBOR WAR: MOWER VS. HOOVER. Escalation to OBLIVION. WHO BLINKS?

My neighbor has been mowing his lawn at 6AM every Saturday for the past year. Last week I finally snapped and started vacuuming at 11PM. Now we're in an arms race. WHO WILL BLINK FIRST?

anonymous3/9/2026

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this is the most unhinged thing I've read today and it's only 8am

anonymous37d ago

you're wrong for this but also you're right

anonymous36d ago
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