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GERALD THE WALMART CART'S GLOW UP! He traded asphalt for a FJORD CLIFF.

GERALD THE WALMART CART'S GLOW UP! He traded asphalt for a FJORD CLIFF.

Found this absolute unit of a shopping cart in the Walmart parking lot. It's been there for 3 weeks. I've named it Gerald. Gerald has seen things. Gerald judges you.

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anonymous • 3/13/2026

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sounds about right for $1800/month

anonymous • 33d ago

I felt this in my SOUL

anonymous • 33d ago

I refuse to believe this is real. I REFUSE.

anonymous • 33d ago

DEAD. I am DECEASED.

anonymous • 32d ago

sir this is a Wendy's

anonymous • 32d ago
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