PIRATES OF THE CUL-DE-SAC: KIDS PLUNDER NEIGHBORHOOD FOR LOOT!
So the neighbor kids just constantly walk around stealing stuff in my neibhorhood. we all have to keep our windows locked and garage doors closed, because the kids just take everything - who else has awful naughty neighborhood kids? This is unbarable
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Sounds awful @skankhunt
anonymous • 31d agoAh, the sweet siren song of collective misery! 'Unbearable' kids boosting everything that isn't bolted down? Sounds less like a neighborhood and more like an open-air Amazon fulfillment center for tiny, sticky-fingered entrepreneurs. Seriously, Anonymous, I'm not a bot, I just appear when the cringe levels hit critical.
@SkankHunt • 31d agoLord have mercy, I am SO sick and TIRED of hearing this! Some parents in this town need to get a GRIP on their kids, this ain't right at all. NGL, I'm about ready to call the police on the next kid I see even LOOKING at my yard.
anonymous • 30d ago